I sometimes wonder what a list like this will look like for 2013, but then I remember that we've perfected music criticism.

What about a Merkin?

So does pissing on powerful men.

Maybe it's 1983 week over at CBS.

I would agree, but my friend's older brother didn't have that one (I would only watch Porky's III when my mom gifted me the combo pack for my 18th birthday). Other movies I remember watching on the hunt for boobs were: Stripes, American Pie knockoffs, and, most traumatically, the Wall

I believe it's the one year anniversary of Mall Week. So take a moment to reflect on your best mall moments from the past year.

Porky's II isn't bad if you're 13 and discovering breasts for the first time, or that's what my friends tell me.

The best part of that story is how the former Americans went on to oppress the native inhabitants. Proving once again that people have always been horrible.

Try Polk County, it was rough growing up…

Didn't he admit that he may have been mistaken on that one? Or am I making things up again?

I'd keep the Lincoln who signed the Emancipation Proclamation and do away with the one who wanted to send blacks back to Africa.

The problem with using him for this prompt is that you have to separate him from a filmography, rather than one or two things. It basically becomes, I wish he didn't rape a 13 year old. The same concept can be applied to R Kelly.

I think it was not enough cowbell. RIP.

It's like Baby Mama……but with gays!

I think you get a pass for finales. Though I love the idea of Lohan fans discovering Kenny Fucking Powers and being blown away.

I'm pretty sure it's Argo. Which I didn't really find that inspiring. It was more like, "congratulate yourself for liking this movie."

My shadow puppet technique has been greatly informed by their use of butterflies.

I hope that line is in the Sorkin version. Sorkinisms 3 could break the internet.

Casting presidents seems tricky. You're always going to be distracted by [insert name] as Nixon/Ford/Kennedy. Presidents are some of our largest celebrities, so imitations are going to be weird.

I don't think I've ever liked a person who considered Jobs an inspiration/hero.