I think that dog just closed its eyes to keep them from drying out because of the wind.

I heard that Super Male Vitality is what's turning the friggin' frogs gay.

But does it increase male "vitality"?

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY POORLY THOUGHT-OUT FILMS WITH BAD DIALOGUE, NOT JOIN THEM!

Harvey and Ily?

Bossy Baby: tackling misogyny in the workplace.

"How is one's vision with one eye?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail would like a word.

See: Lion King.

"Relax, it's more hygienic this way."

*Nah nah, that's ignorant*

Truly the Sal Paradise of emotional manipulation.

And if you don't die in battle but drown in the ocean, you go to Helsinki.

Funny, "you're going to be judged by God, not by some not-so-funny comedy writers" are the exact words I used to defend Oswalt and Kimmel from Huckabee.

Wait, there are cycloptic klansmen?

At least it'll be a GREAT, LUXURIOUS wall they're up against.

Does this guy, by any chance, have Boneitis?