These movies rock!!!
I love these movies 'cause the ladies always wanna get up on my dong after. The only thing that sucks is I gotta sit through them.

Haha, high-five marijuana sandwich!!! I can't stand nerds. And Righteous Kill smoked balls, I loved it almost as much as 88 Minutes! Save me some of that sandwich bro!! LOL

The comedian
Man, that guy was a fucken smooth smoothie. I'll dose one for you tonight bro.

Sunday bloody
Hey guys,

I don't know about you guys…
…but I think that Palin and her daughter are both down to party.

Dr. P
Ladies, do you think Dr. Pepper is sexy? In case you didn't know, it is absolutely magnificent with Ketamine. Let me show you.

This fucken ride is broken. I'm out.

damn you hodgman!!!!
I swear this dude is always showing up and deflating my game. Every club, every bar, every back alley, every frat party… he always shows up and whisks away my initial target. This motherfucker is everywhere! Luckily I always have a back up plan and low standards.