I'm….so happy….

I'm….so happy….

Nice column, Todd. I've been fighting my own self-righteous anger towards the empty criticism in many message boards, but the more comment boards I skim, the more exhausted and empty I feel. 
The racism/sexism has grown increasingly overt, sure, but the subtle prejudicial comments are the ones that hurt, the ones that…

Nice column, Todd. I've been fighting my own self-righteous anger towards the empty criticism in many message boards, but the more comment boards I skim, the more exhausted and empty I feel. 
The racism/sexism has grown increasingly overt, sure, but the subtle prejudicial comments are the ones that hurt, the ones that…

Sorry. Missed it.

Sorry. Missed it.

Wrong. The pop culture references are simple and lame. It's the bizarre non-sequiturs that make this a gem. It's weird, childish, hilarious, and timeless. You're missing out.

Wrong. The pop culture references are simple and lame. It's the bizarre non-sequiturs that make this a gem. It's weird, childish, hilarious, and timeless. You're missing out.

Wasn't RJ kneed in the dick by a granny right before the penny? He had a glorious whimper at the end as well.

Wasn't RJ kneed in the dick by a granny right before the penny? He had a glorious whimper at the end as well.

Collapsible jaws=comedy gold.

Collapsible jaws=comedy gold.

And the sad puppy dog eyes as he removes it. Beautiful.

And the sad puppy dog eyes as he removes it. Beautiful.

50…75…One Dollar! *hands Al a dollar bill* Thanks, mister.

50…75…One Dollar! *hands Al a dollar bill* Thanks, mister.

Carrying a camera as big as his adorable self. RIP

Carrying a camera as big as his adorable self. RIP

That coffee dunk sold it. "Oh God, he's really going to eat it!" *takes a big honking bite* "AAAHHHH!!"

That coffee dunk sold it. "Oh God, he's really going to eat it!" *takes a big honking bite* "AAAHHHH!!"