Shit we found on YouTube: The movie

Apparently they go into the internet which just seems like a bad excuse to make tired meme jokes

Battleship could've been a really tight, focused naval warfare movie. But instead they tried to shove in big dumb aliens and red balls

The pizza tracker is already a good plot.

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That sounds like a student film from a freshman at nyu

Candy Land works perfectly as a movie because the outcome of the game is already predetermined once the deck is shuffled

I did like that though. You got to see how a lot of the villains aged or moved on from being evil all together

Ok, now bring back the pizza

I did a puzzle

Batman Beyond had some pretty stupid villains. 2-D man was very weird

"Sucking my own diiiiiiiiick" an excerpt from 2017, The Musical

I don't understand me either

I imagine the NYT gets a ton of angry, hand written letters every week.

Being a book critic for the New York times sounds like the most miserable job ever

Don't even get me started on Buffalo chicken pizza… Those are two great things that shouldn't ever be combined

It's just dumping flavored mayonnaise on a pizza!

He's mad lol

"The votes are currently tied, with one senator left to cast the deciding vote"

Here in Ohio people have taken to dipping their pizza in ranch. I somewhat enjoy ranch, but IT'S A FUCKING DISGUSTING PRACTICE AND A COMPLETE DISGRACE TO PIZZA AND ALL IT STANDS FOR! FUCK YOU IF YOU DO THIS! FUCK YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL! that Papa John's garlic stuff is pretty good tho