It's very dry

Yeah burnout 2 was great, I just can never find a copy of it for Xbox

I'm lonely by choice, thank you very much…

I'm allergic to avocados. I already bought 4 houses with the money I've saved!

Bill Gates tipped the pizza guy a million too much and lost his spot

That's like 12 articles an issue…

And for 25 years, I've been the world's loneliest man… *Goes back to eating sandwich alone in break room*

I recently moved and don't have internet set up yet (Splatoon 2 will have to wait), so this weekend I'll be playing Games That Don't Require an Internet Connection. I've been playing a lot of board games and I'll be busting out the OG Xbox to play some Burnout 3 and Dead or Alive 3. Maybe I'll get some splitscreen…

I would love if they continually do a ten years later season every year. Just keep pushing them into the future

*Emojis don't work on disqus 🔥🖕🍑😂😂😂🤠👈

Why didn't he kill the kid and take his bike?

The guards didn't want to get very close to me

I think there's a sort of intended parallel between the monotonous work required of the style, and the very laid-back scene it's portraying.

Seeing "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" in person was probably the best museum experience I've ever had. That thing is stunning up close.

Anything pointillism is the best

I don't give a fuck about it. Suck it, Nardo! *Shits on da Vinci's grave*

I still need to see season 2 of this. But I'm very glad there's another non-stop joke machine show to replace Children's hospital

I like that…

My name iiis Kiiiiiiiiiiid Senatorrrrrrr

They do that with the poop