"we're flying a little too heavy, jettison the luggage over Kansas"
"we're flying a little too heavy, jettison the luggage over Kansas"
United Airlines: Fuck you, your pets, and your luggage.
Holy fuck I forgot that was a movie
I didn't pull it off very well… They had to dispose of my undergarments…
No, but I wanted to try!
Preeeeety prettty gooood
That's a lot of white people
Oooh, that's good too!
I believe she did a lot of her own fighting stunts
I want this on a movie poster
Ehhhh, it'll be fine!
We'll let America decide!
Ehh, I think I'll wait for Atomic Brunette
I would drink so much of that
The best of episodes are still free
I'll see you in court!
You can sue over anything if you pay your lawyer enough
Did she give one to a cop?
Any time someone says that hating the Jenners/Kardashians just means I'm jealous. I remind them that they're only famous because one of them tried to defend a murderous ex football star on trial
Coke hero: twice the sugar!