(BOOS)

(APPLAUSE)

I'm scared.

Only 1 more day until I'm relevant again!

(APPLAUSE)

(LAUGHTER)

(BOOS)

[takes three Prozacs and a drink of whiskey]

(STUNNED SILENCE)

Just Tad and Devin, a couple of delegates from Virginia. Solid dudes. Tad can BBQ some mean ribs.

(BOOS)

I just wanna die.

Only six more months to go!!!!

(HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!)

ONLY 500 MORE DAYS UNTIL I'M RELEVANT AGAIN!!!

(APPLAUSE)

(BOOOOOOOOOO)

Only 3 More Years until I'm relevant again!

(HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT)

Actually, I'm not really Audience at the RNC. I'm…