Why are the breadsticks so tiny?

If you view it as a continuation of the X-Files episode, "Triangle," in which Mulder has infiltrated the KGB as part of an elaborate scheme to course correct history and return him to "present day," it actually plays as a fairly compelling movie.

I can't think of anything good to say about it other than that it could have been a lot worse. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

"You were a much better boyfriend when you had a vagina."

"You were a much better boyfriend when you had a vagina."