Slavery's pretty awesome, if you're a master.

What businesses are you talking about? The Law Offices of RUD, Esq. are firmly pro Medicare for All. Aetna probably doesn't want to be put out of business.

And those people were voting Democrat if they Democrats had nominated a dude?

No, but I doubt we're at Marcosian levels yet. I mean, it only makes sense to measure kleptocracy on a percentage of GDP basis, not in absolute terms. The Trump family's still got a long way to a Marcosian rate, let alone approaching one of the true giants of kleptocracy, like Mobutu or Somoza.

Henry Kissinger is a fucking monster that in a just world would be currently spending the rest of his life in a cell, unless he somehow summoned up the goddamned decency to commit seppuku.

At that point, don't they cease being swing voters? I mean, isn't willingness to change one of the two defining characteristics of a swing voter?

You know, we kinda criticize the campaign for not realizing that Wisconsin and Michigan were in play, and spending her time in Arizona and Louisiana, but is there a reason to believe that had she campaigned in Wisconsin, this would have mattered? It's not as if she had a great record in the North Carolinas and…

Isn't it two words?

Yeah, we're talking back in the late 90's, and the bit was called "Out at the Movies", premised upon the idea of a very gay movie reviewer.

Can't have the queers thinking they're human beings or something. Seriously, fuck every goddamn Republican voter in this country.

Wait, Lloyd Blankfein's a rapist of something other than the global economy?

Kids Rock.

I'm more than a little bit bummed we don't get to meet Samantha or Hinzelmann this season, though.

I forget who was the Daily Show's movie reviewer at the time, but the dude missed the point of Starship Troopers entirely. His review was grounded basically in the idea that it was a totally unintentional Triumph of the Will.

Clinton would have been a fucking train wreck, too. If social security's going to be privatized, make the Republicans own that shit for a generation.

Hole in one, doc.

When was this?

It's a schooner.

The thing is, every state that seceded except for South Carolina wound up contributing at least a regiment of white troops to the Unionist cause. Secession wasn't really a popular thing, once you got outside the planter aristo fuckers who had Southern politics on lockdown.

So did I. In high school, one of my best friends was literally named Andrew Jackson, and went by "Andy". And we smoked a whole lotta pot.