David Tseng? Who is David Tseng? My name is Guy Incognito.

"Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something."

Every one of these sitcoms could be improved with a new character called Roy

Bart: That's impossible. How did you get here first?
Burns: Oh, there'll be plenty of time for explanations later.

Chef Aid or a Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld concert so I can see Phil Collins with an Oscar shoved up his ass