The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Girls: Nobody But Lena Dunham Gets to Have Good Sex. 

Yeah, there's no homophobia left in our country.

Lost in this whole kerfuffle is the fact that Spike Lee's best reason not to see Django Unchained is that it isn't very good.

Chris Garcia's discussion of his father's struggles with Alzheimer's on the live WTF is by itself reason to listen to the whole thing. The hardest I've laughed while fighting back tears in a very long time. The term "Who's this Mexican faggot?" will never be the same.

Chris Garcia's discussion of his father's struggles with Alzheimer's on the live WTF is by itself reason to listen to the whole thing. The hardest I've laughed while fighting back tears in a very long time. The term "Who's this Mexican faggot?" will never be the same.

Yeah, I'm not sure why it took me so long to realize that Pitchfork is - and always has been - the frat boy ranking girls 1-10 of music reviewing sites. (Or, if you prefer, Martin Starr ranking Lizzy Caplan in Party Down.) But this review made it click firmly into place. It sounds like he'd listened to maybe thirty…

Yeah, I'm not sure why it took me so long to realize that Pitchfork is - and always has been - the frat boy ranking girls 1-10 of music reviewing sites. (Or, if you prefer, Martin Starr ranking Lizzy Caplan in Party Down.) But this review made it click firmly into place. It sounds like he'd listened to maybe thirty…

Seriously? You guys are this unable to detect sarcasm?

Seriously? You guys are this unable to detect sarcasm?

Finally, a reason to dislike Amanda Palmer.

Finally, a reason to dislike Amanda Palmer.

Do I count in the 10 million if, on the copy my friend burned me, he spelled it "Hybrib Theory?"

Do I count in the 10 million if, on the copy my friend burned me, he spelled it "Hybrib Theory?"

Great to see this guy's work getting reviews. This isn't a compliment I give out very often, but the guy is writing some of the best sentences in contemporary literature. "A Million Heavens" actually reads a lot like an ambitious first novel, which makes it a step down from his first two very focused, tightly-written…

Great to see this guy's work getting reviews. This isn't a compliment I give out very often, but the guy is writing some of the best sentences in contemporary literature. "A Million Heavens" actually reads a lot like an ambitious first novel, which makes it a step down from his first two very focused, tightly-written…

To me it was always clear that Stiller's character is irrationally angry about the fact that Gerwig's character has a sexual past, especially since he's uncomfortable about that aspect of their relationship throughout the film. Since he has no way of commiserating with her self-aware hindsight about the event, his…

To me it was always clear that Stiller's character is irrationally angry about the fact that Gerwig's character has a sexual past, especially since he's uncomfortable about that aspect of their relationship throughout the film. Since he has no way of commiserating with her self-aware hindsight about the event, his…

Holy crap.
I would give a kidney to be the fourth bowler on a bill that also included Weird Al, Ben Folds, and John McCrea. Not even slightly kidding.

You were doing just fine…
Until you took a shot at at the Crunchwrap Supreme.