Like hell Roddenberry wouldn't let Kirk do whatever he wanted with the ladies:
http://youtu.be/A0vfDHK7vsU

What this franchise needs is a bright refathoming starring Trace Beaulieu.

Kemonozume: http://youtu.be/EoHBGLzgTkY

Berman needs to make some (more) gay friends. Lwaxana isn't the biggest character in the gay community, Riker is. He's an inspiration to bears everywhere.