I agree.  Its a good thing they took a lot of artistic license.  I don't find much of a story to The Rum Diary.

He's drunk, I tellya.
Somem' I.

Someone will pick it up, right?  I mean it's right there, just pick it up?  How lazy do you have to be to not just pick it up?  Is it too heavy for you?  …Sonsabitches.

5 days of non-stop Nirvana!  And then when it's over….BANG!

He kinda had that cool little bit in The Sixth Sense too.

Frat Guise -you just experience OWNAGE!

Fryin'-My eggs and the Funky Brunch!

He HAAAAAAAD a doctor's note!  That is rock-solid proof.  His case was going to go nowhere!

oh yeah, and they can fire a gun with their feet, double the firepower.

Or the apes are such better shots than the army, they probably never miss. But the National Guard couldn't hit an ape learning moon walk across the Golden Gate Bridge.

That's true.  Am I the only one that has now idea if Jumanji was a real game?  When ever I hear of it all I can think about is Jenga.  Now that would make a great family style move.

yes you are the only person Mike

There will never be a threequel though.

I pictured the digital underwear edited movies put over naked lady bits a la Showgirls on WGN.

So they didn't actually insert the video cassette and press play?
Video Cassette…is that still okay OED?

As long as there are still sexquels I'm okay with it.

Andy Dick….Samantha can still be played by Lenny Dykstra

Thank you Mr. Factchecker!

I even hate myself for not posting a more meaningful firstie.

This is all so stupid.
I hate all of it.