Aaaaaarrrrrr…
….needs more pirates!

His love of Dallas on F&G is second to none!

And what did these innocent rave-rioters have to defend themselves with?…Glowsticks and pacifiers. Actually now that I think about it, aren't beanbags flying through the crowd kind of a plus for a rave?

Am I the only one…
…who thinks DJ Kaskade missed a big opportunity here?

What's the capital of Alaska?
Juneau?
Of course not. That's why I asked ya.

American Masters eh?
Ulysses Grant, Thomas Edison, Pearl Jam.
Makes sense.

I hope all AV Club staffers are required to be there, so I can punch some of them in the face and give others of them big kisses. Im not going to say which is which. I want it to be a surprise.

It's too hot out today to think about how excited I am to see this. If I was running a 103 fever today, I might actually feel cooler.

And by the number of gold chains and medallions hanging on their necks. They've one a lot of competitions obviously.

She's pretty.
That's all.

Now, if only I could find an ad for some type of tech school to improve my spelling skills and get a job in criminal justice or paralegalism

Those lawyer ads are only on middle of the day, and middle of the night television which mean you either have no job or have no social life. So, those lawyers really no their market don't they?

Yeah, Bob's Burgers needs to be put down.
(I kid, I kid…)

Where is the love for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers? You could string a lot more than 5 very good to great albums together from Their Discongraphy. Southern Accents, although maybe not as critically acclaimed as some of their others, holds up well over time IMO.

@Miller - I don't understand, isn't the banner going on his wife's cunt?

Niles…
Such a geek, amirite?

Cops
Actually I find most of the haunting details of tragedy on Cops come from New Jersey and Florida. Leave Mississippi and Alabama out of this!

you're alright

Dog food.
Do we hate Spielberg now? or is it still cool to like his stuff, because I still do and I think this doesn't look too bad.

or a new game show