two days in a row…nun-pun thread. ugh

In my Catholic high school, the hardcore ex-marine dean would make any of the boys with stubble showing go and shave in the locker room dry, no water or shaving cream. I was like, "Jesus had a beard, man." It didn't work. So now I use 6gals of water every time I shave to make up for all those horrible days in…

I'll forgive her…
…for her leftist agenda on Sesame St. May she continue to brainwash the little children in heaven.

I might be wrong (I usually am), but didn't they were masks of some kind in Heat? And also, do the painters outfits from Inside Job count?

I hope this doesn't….
….become a habit.

Oh good …
now all the hidden sexual drawings in the animation will be all like in-your-face!

Henry Rollins?
Comedy? I'm missing something.

How much respect can you have when you see the hook-n'-ladder racing to a 5-alarmer with flashing lights and LG's "Born This Way" blaring out the windows i.l.o. a siren?

400,000 gay guys?
With that many of them you'd think they'd have more respect and influence in our society.

she can have my peanus for free

I've always wanted to know how you motorboat a three-boobed woman? You need like a twin-engine pontoon.

"Upper Frontal Nudity": Like my face?

my instrument of choice while lounging around the house: the skin-flute

How white trash IS he?

No the Asian chick plays the guitar, cute is questionable. The bassist was arrested for stealing horses in Montana or something like that.

So Robuttnik, when did you sign your deal with Universal?

Ugh, that is a worse comment than your first one.

I saw a lady at the grocery store yesterday buying a bottle of wine, 12 cans of cat food and a magazine all about the royal wedding. That was it. I'd say she is excited about this wedding.

must have been miserable

Does watching this count
as keeping the sabath day holy? I can now tell my Irish Catholic mother I've fulfilled my weekly obligation to the church.