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Hipster-billy
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No NO
I guess since he's leaving on his own accord, Kazinky doesn't get the Big Red No faceplant, huh?

Is this ….
… the season or series finale?

Lyrics 101: If you can't think of anything to sing about, just spell out random words, they don't even have to be spelled correctly.

@ Flaubert - Strong Safety '80-'82.

Puck Funk

Zombie Fatigue? No such thing. Only a total brain-anihilation head shot.

Sure. Why not?

Like walking in on an S&M scene?

I fucking hate you Fluttershy. I want to fuck you in the ass and leave you on the street to survive off meth and blowjobs!

Is that Mott the Hoople's All the Young Dudes?

Tom Hanks
I think this will be better as a WWII Space HIV Positive Lawyer Talking Coyboy Train to the North Pole Boy-Man Cross-dressing kinda thing!

Great Photoshop Job!
I can see it, I totally can see it.

Well aren't you just Suzy Homemaker.

We all know Girl Scout Cookies are big business. You can buy a hotel with the proceeds a la "Playing for Keeps"

Compared to the other yokels in my town I think I'm pretty hip. Hell, I know how to use the internets. Holly - not a 'possum. He's just a friend of mine.

Car Washes as boy scouts?!? Sajanas if you ever need someone to talk to, there is always Dr. Drew.

I lie frequiently…
…on the AV Club. MTV put me in your show!
Now, Dammit!

I find most of the cookies in their own case at the end of the aisle

idk. have the Chinese even achieved travel? let alone Time travel.

I see a biopic with John Stattery playing both parts