you'll have half-sex

Fan of GWAR have sex when they vote

I just shit my pants

Bring on the Soft Core Porn already, NBC!

He is officially the Rebecca Black of Friday now.

Why does this have to be…
…the same project?

Neeso Love You Rong Time

Did they look the last place they remember seeing it? That's where I always start.

I challange you to Listen to "Grace" again. How is that boring? It's fucking amazing…IMO

What the Fuck…Altoids!?!?
Bring Back Natalie Portman's Ass!

It's Fiday
Almost quitting time, and I've spent most of my day on this website staring at that ====================================>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now I got that song in my head…."Scotty Doesn't know / That Fiona and me…"

He looks like he wouldn't find any of these jokes funny, not at all.
Now cut it out.

I sure hope you picked up that gob of rice and ate it. Its a shame to waste food like that. Did you suck the soy sauce out of you pants as well?

Its sort of like Grown Ups meets Hangover II, but with funnier actors and grittier asian prostitutes

I'd sacrafice an island of Thai Prositutes
…if it meant we could get rid of: Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Owen Wilson, and Will Ferrel.

If only it could be paused, for just like 75 secs.

just trying to cheer you all up after that downer of a newswire item

Natalie Portman's Ass
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