The Reaper
Was actually pretty good. Why was it cancelled? Why?

Many comedy trailers are better than the movies…IMhbO

Reading….

yes, and the pirates and penguins are black and yellow too….what a coincidence!

Astro Scientician: It's basically the story of young tweens in love, and then the girl tween starts puberty waaaaay before the boy tween and keeps growing taller than him and fills out quite nicely, and the boy tween stays the same size and never hits puberty. The end.

Not anymore. Royalty checks!

Has it gone to syndication yet?

"Sarah Plishtarin"

Well, now I know you're not a real owl; they're nocturnal.

I suggest an owl can only ask "who" question from now on.

Sectrets Deep inside my freezer?
I have a few.

Leghorn?

if it smells like a fish & tastes like a fish it must be a…

Do you think he kept interupting Jr. at the dinner going:
"Yo, Misda Gotti, Misda Gotti…"

SPICOLI!!!

My blue meth?

It's really just a bunch of chemistry lessons. Did you like chemistry in high-school Tom? If not, than you'll hate it.

Preposterous!
Peter Pan Pantomime!

They have to find a way to work in the Abominable Showman, as Cliff Claven is surely the funniest character in the movie!

Blue Ribbon Shit!