A giant hill of pure dense cottony smugness. . .
. . . is still not enough to withstand Asswipe logic of this magnitude.

Chad's pet……
……is his giant tampon affectionately named Prince Charles.

Three things…………
……..Dudley Moore, licking, flying sensations.

Dark Green Pontiac Bonneville formerly belonging to Grandma, in the middle back seat with the hump, two brothers either side, Mom, Dad, dog and cat bench seat up front, July, no air conditioning, looking for a Stuckey's while driving to Florida…………

No Woman……….
…….puts their face on a reflective blue foiled ham, even with their lower body and left side of torso chopped off. A black foiled ham would be much more slimming.

Paula Deen must be a guy…….

Spontaneous cum-bustion.

Bunny Ranch, right. Guess I was thinking of Zac Efron.

To keep up with Nickelodeon…….
….Disney could open a Chicken Ranch shaped like Cinderella's castle.

Lynn Spears:

Coffins for 'tween celebrity careers.

More Teen TIGHT-an, than Titan. The camel toe's gotta be a bitch.

Oprah Winfrey, the interactive television experience.

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Spider Woman says
Why, why,
is my neck thicker than my thighs?

Spider Woman Says
Why, why,
is my neck rounder than my thighs?