When I was younger I went to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. The doctor had to check my prostate before the surgery for some reason. After he stuck his finger in my wiggleplace, he said "Clean yourself up." and tossed a handful of Kleenex at me as he left the room. I was reminded of this moment when China…

I'm happy with the final three but I never felt any tension during the elimination because it seemed pretty obvious. All it took was a quick shot of Lola's newest piece of bullshit and Dusty's boring candy face to mentally eliminate them before the gallery show. Dusty's second idea seemed more interesting and I would…

Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill

I don't understand why you have any right to expect anything from a
podcast you don't pay for. Just stop listening to it instead of trying
to drag it through the mud on a public forum. I understand the internet is a great place to act like an entitled jerkoff but try to focus on something else that is worth your…

Gilligan states in the NY Times interview that he prefers to leave Gus' past a mystery. He compares it to the glowing light in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.

When lava flows underwater it behaves differently. A new contraption to capture a dandelion in one piece has been put together by the crew.

I would like to second the above statement.

It is cold and lonely here. Hold me?

WAIT DID YOU SAY BABY KILLER OR KILLER BABIES

STOP USING MY TAX DOLLARS TO HIRE FETUSES TO EUTHANIZE OLD PEOPLE

The problem with your argument about hand-loaded rounds being just as good, if not better, than mass produced ammo is that the people making those rounds have access to as much material and powder as they want. While in Metro being trapped for decades underground, I assume they have a limited supply of material so…

Was Abed saying "13" a reference to something? I feel like I missed a joke there.

I had the exact same experience as Britta when I said "subtle" in front of my friends but pronounced it sub-tle. I expected the repeated use of the "bag-el" joke to get a little obnoxious but they always managed to throw in a line or reaction that cracked me up.

Yep. Enjoying a sitcom that has an incredibly funny, talented ensemble cast and writing staff is clearly taking the low road. Meet me in the library so we can suck the fun out of everything.

The Ryan/Dwight alliance makes my mouth water for next week's episode.

I agree that Jim not knowing who won before the announcement was lazy writing but you could also make the argument that he wasn't paying much attention to it because he actually has to work now. Pam not seeing it coming could be explained by the fact that she is pregnant and trying to be a success as a salesperson.…

^ That quick talking head clip of Pam was beautiful.