The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Coitus?

Coitus?

Luckily I'm, um, adhering to a strict drug regiment to keep uh, my mind sharp

Ironic self-awareness, in my humble opinion, is pretty fucking douchey.

These make kanye's new shoes seem
Reasonable

Frito, I fear you may of made a prophetic statement

Ummmmmm…………..
Words fail Le Duder

Archie Comics greatest gift to pop culture is
starting the false rumor that being in high school is enjoyable.

Spaceballs is pretty painful once you like, um, grow hair down stairs.

Republican Nutbars are sooooo last administration