They have the capacity to wipe us out of existence whenever they get around to it…sounds like God to me.

Meh, it was funnier when Old Yeller did it.

Yea, I don't care so much that this is well-trodden territory. They told it in a way that was unique to their universe and I found it pretty goddamn entertaining. It's not a perfect ten…I have it at a nine. It might not even be a nine at the end of this season when compared to the rest of the episodes. I'm just in a…

They bring that up in the show a lot and I still completely forgot until you reminded me.

…yea, yea she probably would. She might even burn you.

…here's the part where I tell you that I've tried Curb Your Enthusiasm once and didn't care for it.

Yea. I haven't watched much Seinfeld but, all the characters are pretty successful, right? The Gang is more awful in a lot of ways but…they're somewhat benign because you almost never see them succeed at anything.

Yea, he's not very politically correct but that doesn't mean that he isn't a funny motherfucker.

I'm a pretty big fan of the show but, I'm not going to try and convince you of why you should love it. I understand how somebody wouldn't like it.

*kid spits in his face*
Ahh!! I will turn your face into a jelly!!
*turns to face door for a second*
…wrong key.

Well….their personalities do resemble some of the personalities of me and my friends, except dialed up to eleven.

Not to mention, most of the fans of the show who comment here.

The little laugh he does after that line is what makes it hilarious.

I think it might just be because it's a flashback episode that doesn't involve the gang at all. I'm not big on "The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell" either.

Water trough, actually.

You never know with steroids. Maybe they invented a new "strain" that doesn't come with that pesky balloon head side effect?

I'm not the best alcoholic in the world, or even my crew but…I'm pretty damn good, sir or madam.

It really is perfect. It's early in the series and everything.
I've always just made people watch Season with me when I had the DVD and…Charlie Gets Crippled is almost a forgotten classic, really.
Dennis backing over Charlie and Charlie's reaction is one of my favorite moments ever.

Let's all just make fun of Adam Dunn. He's probably the worst all star of this millennium.

Not to mention the fact that Ryan Howard generally bats around .250.
Jimmy Rollins is probably the only player from that period that I liked. Well, him and Abreu. I do find it somewhat curious that he suddenly started hitting a lot of home runs though.