…I've actually done that joke to one of my friends on facebook. It was at least four years ago.

It looks like they have a little dick. That's the joke.

You're supposed to watch Seinfeld before Conan! You think TBS is showing those reruns for no reason? No! It's prep work.

As far as voice acting goes, I can't really tell him, David Cross or Patton Oswalt apart sometimes.

And that wasn't even the funniest line from that scene. It just got better and better. It's like a firework that explodes in the sky, raining down ice cream sundaes on everybody as a cloud of THC smoke envelops the onlookers.

It was alternating from one to the other.

That stuff has it's place but, I think it having it's own channel is somewhat harmful. It's basically just editorials in the newspaper. But, editorials are better because they're surrounded by actual news. They're just offering their take on the news, they're not providing the news.

I know what you mean, man. I think pets are so important because we don't feel like they're ever judging us. It's a very simple relationship that's not peppered with all the bullshit you have to put up with in regards to actual people. Pets are emotionally cathartic, I think.

Jesus….clean your fucking vagina, man!

It basically boils down to, "person you don't know might be an asshole".

It really is. We're just being dicks at this point. Does anybody else use our system? Oh, and I think we're also the only country that calls futbol, soccer.

I'm still being outraged. Stop trying to make me like her.

Indeed. They call it SethGreenitis.

Not only is that an Archer reference but, it also implies that they have no interest in hearing anything else from us.

You mean El Dan?

I seriously don't get the big deal. She looks boring, her voice is annoying and, apparently she hasn't yet learned that, despite our obesity problem, you're an asshole for licking other people's food.

Exactly. I don't care about what she said. It doesn't excuse her being a little brat in a doughnut shop.

You have a friend who needs adopted?

Sorry to hear about your cat, man.

I thought scandals were just for when athletes got caught cheating on their wives.