I'm sorry, show
But the whispering was just too much. This isn't Lost in Translation.

Guess we should be stocking up on chips and salsa, eh?

I use one cause I have a lot of friends who use it to keep in touch. It isn't a problem cause I understand how it works and don't share anything I don't want known. I don't use the other cause I am not an annoying narcissist twatwaffle.

You'll be paid in good intentions and lollipops?

The AV Club's official position
Facebook = bad, Twitter = good?

Huh
Female version of Entourage? So there is going to be 1.8 hung dicks per episode?

I maintain
the reason so much great rock comes out of Scotland is the tendency to use the word cunt in the lyrics. It is a very evocative word.

HA
Old people. Doing things. It is fucking hilarious. Shouldn't you be dying, old people?

To be fair, Noel is a total fanboy. But seriously, chill. It is a tv show.

Well
The poor guy was raped as kid in the back of a limo. Be kind.

Success!
And now I can finally rest in peace.

Jay Johnson
is the Reginald Veljohnson of our time.

Seriously, Billy Corgan
You are making all my teenage angst seem cheap.

@Arsenio

If that was all you were reporting, I'd agree. I am more talking about these:

Yup
It is us meanies' fault for hating on Aziz, not the AV Club Newswire for publishing every bowel movement of their old friend.

If there is soul out there that doesn't like "All the Wine", then that is a bad soul.

Eh, I'm not that excited for the third, especially since the obvious continuation of the series when down in a hail of pills. Plus, it will feature Bale's Batman voice again.

Yeah, Scorsese, Wong Kar-Wai, Miyazaki, Tarantino, Errol Morris, Pixar, and the Coens make amazing trailers.

I love me some Nolan
But "we create the world of the dream, we bring the subject into that dream and they fill it with their secrets" sounds like lyrics from a high school prog band. But I am pumped for this.