Not in a romantic way?
Damn. I've had him in the indie rock star gay pool for five years now. You will crack, Malkmus, you will crack.

It was more a reference that bassist should just shut the fuck up and do their job, not the quality of their work. I don't know if you all remember, but Carlos D was an annoying famewhore back in the day.

Ha
Oh, remember when Carlos D was a thing? Early 2000s New York was crazy stupid. Bassists are the placekickers of the music world.

Yup. Jealous, old, and Betty White's #1 fan. Y'all nailed it. Good work, team.

I'll never get it
It was a fine episode, but seriously, Internet? Betty White has been working since the 1930s. She been a comedian for most of her career. She has never had a public persona of being a nice old grandma. She's been a old lady telling vulgar jokes since the 80s. She good at what she does, but stop…

Uh huh
I can't wait for the Apple backlash to reach Microsoft levels. Free ride is over.

Well
Those are disappointing vague spoilers. And I'm still pissed Locke Dressed Monster isn't the preferred nickname.

Hm
Alternate headline: Citizens in four major cities will be momentarily confused by losers

There's some rumors they are intergrating this into iTunes
But I don't buy that. Any, I want a North American Spotify. I want it now. And I will not stop posting comments to websites until I get it!

Somehow
Jokes about Jimmy Vivino being perv won't be as fun.

Felt, you'll find things such as "AV Club autonomy" and "Rabin's entire personality" matter a lot less in the face of seeing yourself on the TV box. I'm just upset he didn't work in a reference to his girlfriend.

Wait a gosh darned second
They literally flew you out there just to interview in a record store? And you didn't even face off with Carson? We invented Skype for a reason.

Ah
The old 8 Mile trick. Make fun of yourself, then everyone else has no ammo.

Hey
Got any details about new The Rapture?

Softcore porn stand in for lighting purposes a la Love Actually?

I thought being naked was her career?

Ha, you act like there is a difference between RlotsofAsndy and Aziz.

Um
Permissive households lead to drinking? I'm pretty sure we already knew that. Thanks, scientists. Get to work on that "Not Drinking Water: Does it Make You Thirsty?" study.

Yeah
I don't think it is reverse racism or anything, but Claire drank some sort of Kool Aid in giving this a B+. Gabourey was horrific. Sub middle school play acting. And if we are giving out awards for being glad to be there, Joseph Gordon Levitt should have got something. At least he did a backflip.

DON"T STOP
MAKE IT POP