I want a muscular Chris Pratt action figure…
But not for anything weird.

Do I like Lady Gaga because I'm gay? Or am I gay because I like Lady Gaga?

Abortion is murder!

The song says fireworks, but you can tell she is really talking about her vagina…

Have we decided whether or not he is gay yet?

Don't hate the Ender; hate the game.

And the sequel Shadow of the Hugeman

Similarly, I took a shit earlier today where Nicki Minaj made a guest appearance and sexy baby rapped for a verse or two.

2016: Obama's America

2016: Obama's America