I've been waiting for someone to comment on the Is-This-A-Drinking-Game usage of the word "fuckpad". Good god. Fuckpad fuckpad fuckpad fuckpad.

ME TOO. I noticed it, decided I'd made it up, rewound my TiVo, and it was even grosser than I thought.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. I thought there was a flash across his face like, "Well, this would solve one thing."

Vanessa, I know this too. And I too am deeply, deeply ashamed of this fact.

Oh, yes, I want coverage. I am speaking up.