I LIVE IN L.A.
I can guarantee if and when I see NORBIT in the theater, the entire audience will be 300-pound fat kids slurping ICEES and wispy-mustached, spiked-hair teenage boys and hoochie-top wearing fat teenage girls, all of indeterminate origin, all texting each other and yelling, "DAAAAAYUMMMMMM!" and "OH…

WONDER IF THANDIE NEWTON WILL BE IN A GOOD MOOD
Christ, lady, lighten up. One of the most irritating leading ladies around. Her "Mr. PO-LICE MAN!" taunts to Terrence Howard in the post-Dillon bedroom argument in CRASH is one of the more embarrassing things I've seen since… well, since Thandie's work in BELOVED.

Idiocracy
Since it's been mentioned repeatedly, thought I'd chime in on the now-mythical "burying" of poor, brilliant "Idiocracy" by its studio. For months I've heard how poor Mike Judge's oh-so-brilliant and incisive satire was shit on and hidden by a big, evil studio.

Eddie
This is EXACTLY the kind of shit Eddie will continue to do now that he's been validated by the Academy (even if he doesn't win.)