I never liked it, but I was into PC FPSs at the time, and Goldeneye just wasn't in the same league as Quake / Unreal / Thief. Got bored with it after five minutes of running around that big empty first level.

Scarlett Johansson is too fat. Samuel L. Jackson is too white. Jesse Eisenberg is too black. Bruce Willis needs to tone down his flamboyant gayness.

She's getting better, seriously. Part of being a successful DS correspondent is the improvised banter, and she doesn't look nearly as awkward now as she did in the beginning.

ARON RALSTON: "Hey, fuck you guys. At least I wasn't devoured by a grizzly bear."

As a young female artist living in an East Village loft, I declare this firstie a success.

Avatar Avenger makes a compelling point.

It's not your fault, AV Club. America is in the pits. You're just being honest about it.

CONSIDAH DAT A DEEVORCE!

But! But! What about the "booger-flinging beats?"

A more effective solution than banning certain words, I think, is to simply ban worthless assholes.

This can only end in cannibalism.

"They're the good guys!"

Mazel tov.

Juno will play Catwoman. Even in full latex-leather, she will be fidgety and mumbly, with very little eye contact.

So, some artists try to move forward by reinventing themselves, while others dig deeper and deeper into what made them famous in the first place. Obviously MJ is an extreme example of the latter, but I often wonder what fundamentally distinguishes the two. It's not a lack of talent, clearly, because MJ surely could…

I feel cheated out of a monologue in which you squint at cue cards and awkwardly "interact" with "members" of the "audience."

That's some air-tight reasoning right there.

I think Human Nature could be turned into a pretty decent move script. Bittersweet, etc.

I saw The Stupids. It was aptly named.

Ciariace makes an excellent point. The iceberg tip of any genre is probably garbage.