"The Neverending Story: Because Dammit This Shit Can Never End. It's Right There In The Title, Man!"

Mr Dyess-Nugent, I'm pretty sure a decent chunk of Towne's plans for the first "Chinatown" sequel made their way into another classic film: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

"Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call: King's Landing"

This is Springfield A&M's mascot, Sir Oinkcelot. Here he is presiding over last year's homecoming. Here he is bestowing an honorary degree upon Richard Nixon. And here he is rolling in his own filth.

I like to pretend that Landau got his Oscar for that one moment when Wood/Depp is dancing and pulls Landau/Lugosi out of the crowd to join him. Landau has this perfect little look on his face that says, "I love my friends. They're all weirdos, but I love my friends!" It reminded me that Lugosi probably hadn't had…

For a solid minute after reading your comment, I was like "wait, Tim Burton directed 'Best Defense!?' Really? Noooo! … really?"

I agree, it's the career best from both men, hands down. Burton showed absolute control of storytelling, character and mood; and Depp has been more fun in a few pictures (the first "Pirates," and I love him in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico") but his latter-day work is more about "hey, it's Johnny Depp being…

Fuck yes, that was insane. That first incident was aptly titled "Tangent," and he just went downhill from there. It was a real shame, since he'd spent the first several years of Cerberus' editorial pages praising his girlfriend-then-fiancee-then-wife for her various regular contributions to the book's tone,…

This is a little off the beaten path, but its connection to real life gave it tremendous weight.

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME, PYLE!

I know a handful of people who will be genuinely pumped for this.

Fuck yes. How many characters in The Walking Dead have been living with gaping holes for years now?

@avclub-3cd5309a6bb178c0d46271f1c32a27df:disqus Winner.

The "40 Worst Liefeld Drawings: Part II" column has perhaps my favorite Rob Liefeld joke ever. Talking about Liefeld's book "Re:Gex," the writer says, "Re:Gex is a comic regarding Gex, wherein someone gexes and then must gex again."

Good one. I'd forgotten about Snyder. Here's an alternate:

@avclub-f9dc5c1b905401733b9aaf49c03c071d:disqus Ah, have some cheese, rat!

I could probably do ten different "… it's Bendis" gags. When I originally wrote the list, I started off striving for something resembling succinct accuracy, and only started to get snarky with it about halfway through. Clearly I should have made with the jokes from the beginning, because everyone here is putting my…

A mini-meme I started has begat a Milk & Cheese reference. My life is complete.

If a guy who's known for never ever shooting a guy shoots a guy, and the fans hail it as a bold new direction for the character despite it being a simple juxtaposition of the status quo, it's Geoff Johns.

It's my pleasure. Seeing so many people having fun with an idea of mine really made MY day. Thanks, guys (and gals.)