Porn!

"But wolverine is my favorite… IS ONLY ONE WHO KEEL FOR PLEASURE!!"

"Sorry about not hittin' a home run, Cancer Boy. But you make it up to ya', I went out and got ya' a $20 whore."

"I don't understand. Have there been complaints?"

Guys. Guys!

I love it when a theater posts a review of an upcoming film. There's a certain confidence in the reviewer, the film, and the intended audience.

Let's see if I can help balance that out:

I can understand that reaction. Patience and passion rarely go together, especially when it comes to performances.

Ah, "The Decalogue." It was my white whale for years after I missed the Facets screenings (in Chicago) in the mid-90s. I was a huge fan of "Three Colors," and it killed me that this guy's supposed masterpiece was unavailable. I finally ended up buying a bootleg region-free DVD set off eBay in '99 (if memory serves, it…

To quote "Revenge of the Nerds:"

SOLD!

So the all-fem team's first adventure involves them having to protect a baby? Does that strike anyone else as kinda cheap, or is it done with an ironic/winking twist?

Good to know. Glad I didn't waste much time there.

Ugh

Crazy thing is, she's lively and charismatic on "Children's Hospital." Yet another strike directly in Snyder's corner: can't direct actors.

I dunno how they performed lobotomies in Victorian England, but thanks for giving me something to do this afternoon!

Scrolling back… OK, it looks like you used a sentence fragment to suggest that the song selection was purposely on-the-nose, then didn't say anything else.

If you can watch the movie and not take it seriously, then that's cool (who doesn't love a bad movie now and then?) But it's important to keep in mind that Zack Snyder was 100% serious when he made this flick. He wasn't winking at the audience, he was making his masterpiece.

This movie is a steaming pile of shit. And the worst part (well, one of the worst parts) is that you can tell it's EXACTLY what Snyder was going for. It's also the best example of why Zach Snyder should not be
allowed to make entire movies. His music choices are so ridiculously
on-the-nose that they're insulting, and…

Just saw it tonight, and without a doubt, it's the best-looking piece of shit since "Prometheus." And I have some questions…
[edit: been wrestling with the formatting, it's all wonky, apologies]