Now, remember, you can't just cut a part in the wall. You've got to cut a WHOLE in the wall, or it's not going to be as funny.

What do you have against commas?

The only thing I've seen Nathan Fillion in was "White Noise 2" and I was not impressed.

I'm a Connoisseur
"Actually, if you're the kind of person who would rent a movie just to see a mangled penis, this might be the movie for you."

Wait, which movie are we talking about?

I don't know
Personally, I liked the second movie more than the first.

It's too bad that the original movie wasn't called
"You Can't Have Your L4yer Cake and Eat It"

L5yer Cake?

Homagineiff…
How can you write about D-War without mentioning the scenes very obviously stolen from "Jurassic Park" (stay still and the dragon won't see us even though it is breathing in our faces) and "The Protector" (elephant throwing scene), among many others?