Who knew Tom Nuttall was such a lover?

One day a beaver and a termite were walking down the road
together. "I can eat through a tree with my teeth," said the beaver.
"That's nothing," said the termite, "I can burrow through a tree."
Then they heard a voice behind them. "You two think you're so smart, but you're
nothing!" It was a bitter…

All it's missing is J Walter Weatherman to pop out of the car to teach those boys a lesson.