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Joke Ruiner
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Yikes
Absolutely Achewood.

weird
This was showing in Canada in 2006, I think. Of course, it could have just been the one snooty theatre that snagged a copy. They frequently get their greasy paws on all kinds of obscurities.

Woo
With Date Night in the Ruiner household coming up, I am asking to see this instead of… whatever else is out these days.

Acting!
I get the impression that Kristen Stewart has good acting in her, but it has to be teased out by good directors - a term I would not use to describe Catherine Hardwicke.

The weirdest Canadian pronunciation for me is the way they say "decal". It's "deckle" instead of "DEE-cal".

A step up from last week
Cerie is really starting to look like Christine Taylor post-Hey Dude.

Really? BC accents to me sound like very proper Californians. Well, the ones who don't sound Mandarin.

I hate to out myself here…
But I think the two-episode bomb story arc of Grey's was really good television. Better than the train wreck episode.

Cello case?
It looked more like a pelican case to me.

Something about 21 reminds me of Krang in his android body now.

That's pretty much the only time I can stand to watch Chris Tucker. It's the girlish shrieking that does it for me.

Oh, totally. I didn't even mention his non-fiction. I love his books on Canada and Vancouver. I skipped Terry Fox though. I hate that guy… well, as much as one can hate a guy who died trying to run across the country with one leg.

Here comes the bandwagon. Toot! Toot!
I am also in the Steel Magnolias camp, mostly because it comes on every time I visit my mom which is usually a holiday. It's usually followed by Gone with the Wind which I also watch start to finish.

Harumph
I almost turned it off after that Cisco shit. I did enjoy Jack's first scene on the subway though. I'm mostly just watching this show out of habit now.

"Exposure in the Workplace", was that what he called it? I don't have one of those fancy recording machines.

I think it was originally called Push (like the novel) but got changed after the sci-fi movie with the same name came out.

The Old Navy?

I was trying to be vague to avoid spoilers, but I'll elaborate. Oddly enough it was "the end of the world" that was the final straw. I can't even remember Miss Wyoming enough to remember why it was terrible. All Families Are Psychotic just had no heart for me. The stupid details in Hey Nostradamus had to do with

Skeptical
I started reading Coupland during high school, and the books I read then - Shampoo Planet, Life After God, and yes, the much maligned Microserfs all struck a chord with me. I thought the man could do no wrong! And then he did. Over and over and over again. The first turd came out - Girlfriend in a Coma. The

The best part…
is when she puts down the baby and then steps over it to go jerk off Tommy in the bathtub.