Okay, I feel kind of stupid.
I always thought Judy Bloom had made him up.

As I recall, "Chip" tends not to be one's Christian name. It's usually a nickname for people who have "Jr." appended to their name - i.e. a "chip off the old block".

With the frazzle and the dazzle
Does the lack of mentioning Jello Pudding Pops mean that they are still on the market? If so, tell me immediately.

Oh dang
I may have to give this a re-read. Much better than trying to finish Anna Karenina for my other book club.

candy beans!!
I'm sorry, but I just don't trust anything dairy-based that doesn't need refrigeration (I'm assuming).

I guess I'll be rewatching the whole series again
One of my all-time favorite shows and I managed to watch all of the episodes the first time around even with all the crazy rescheduling. I can't believe it aired a decade ago.

"Wow, that dinner smells good. Let me guess…meat?"

My favorite line…
"I'm 50, Lemon. That's like 32 for a lady."

more like Alpha Sigma Sigma
Oh good, this even features my favorite form of humor - made up fraternity names that are supposed to spell something in Greek!

"I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they're often a surprise!"
I used to do the exact same thing. Bourbon and ebay can be an unfortunate match sometimes. The fact that said presents showed up in the mail made them even more of a surprise.

I don't know what saddens me more…
The fact that Theodore Rex was actually committed to DVD or that I missed seeing this article earlier.

It's been awhile
But I recall after having seen it twice in the theatres that I had a sense that this wasn't really the final product. I don't remember them now, but at the time, I had a laundry list of gaping plot holes that just felt sloppy compared to the usual tight-as-a-drum stylings of Kubrick. I guess the…

HOW DO YOU THINK I RANG THE DOORBELL??

The Sword Vol 2
Every morning since Amazon's promised release date of December 31, 2008, I have gotten up and checked to see if it's out yet and it's still in pre-order mode.

2 Liar 2 Furious

Is this…
the Wallace Beery wrestling picture I've heard so much about?

Bonus
The fine makers of the Beer Belly are missing out on an opportunity by not teaming up with Stadium Buddy. Then you can be surrounded by body temperature liquids without moving for hours!

…
I love that Ryan had a bad case of Make Out Nose.

Let me guess
Not screened for critics?