Winter's Tale was the most insane movie I've seen in years. I felt like someone fed me me mescaline & made me watch the most boring movie ever made.

Sorry, but you aren't going to get much bleaker than "GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL." No reason given, just pure chance.

Is cross-pollination of major studio movie puff pieces on stupid network morning shows the hill you really want to die on?

I always thought he meant cigarette butts, since SLJ's character was always smoking.

I always thought that Predator was the perfect horror movie for the waning years of the Reagan era. It opens with the ultimate example of alpha-male tough guy soldiers, the type that would make Rambo look like a pansy, and in the second and third act treats them like a bunch of girls in a Friday the 13th sequel,…

They love them some Jeff Goldblum too, but if all you showed them was Jeff Goldblum in a 1992 Jurassic Park preview, people would be less than pleased.

It's too bad Predators was so mediocre. It had a killer premise. Oh, for the Robert Rodriguez version of that film…

Hold onto your butts, man. We'll get there.

Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt! We've got Chris Pratt here!!!
See? Nobody cares. Nice hat.

I'm a straight-ticket Democrat and even I'm wondering why you gotta be lumping Bob Dole in with those two hell-spawns.

It's VIKING TERRITORY. Granted "Berk" is a fake place but there were no black people there! (Granted, there should be virtually no white people in The Jungle Book or Tarzan, but I think it's more insulting to shoehorn in a character that would never be in that part of the world in the pre-globalization time period.

I'm down with that craziness too! Bring on the craziness, True Blood!

Untrue. The second season was mostly weak, but every subsequent season has improved on the previous one, and this last season was awesome.

Yeah, there's this punk rock-derived concept where "false metal" means "anything that more than a few people have heard of."

As long as it's not in 3D, I'm completely down.

Agreed with no irony. She was awesome.

…says the (I assume) man who took the time to watch a video of a girl licking a toilet bowl.

I also hate actual hashtags, but find spelling out hashtag amusingly obnoxious.

HA!! Women, right? Always be givin' up their careers to move across the country on a stupid whim! So relatable.
Hashtag I have 3 daughters and I hate you Showtime.

FRANCOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!