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I love people talking about this summer like it's the end of tentpole movies. Do you not remember the late 90s? Twister? Godzilla? Lost in Space? Batman & Robin? Wiggy-Wiggy-Wild Wild West? Dante's Peak? Volcano? The Lost World: Jurassic Park? The Saint? The Avengers (the adaptation of the show)? Any of this ringing a

Yeah dude, I'm sorry, but "District 9 is dumb because black people=gross bugs" is probably the most dunder-headed equivalency I've ever heard. If a New York Post critic ever said that, O'Neal would have already torched them for it on the Newswire.

I could see that. The Amy Dumas story.

This would be so much better if it were 2 hours of Gary Oldman & Harrison Ford barking at each other. That "And now I'm standing on your neck" line from the trailer is great. The rest, eh.

I still think she's gonna pull a Mickey Rourke & turn in a performance for the ages sooner or later.

Really?? Jesus, this is why most average Joe moviegoers hate the internet. Star Trek Into Darkness, Man of Steel, Prometheus and the last episode of Lost were NOT total sacks of shit, nor were they transcendent works of perfection. They were PRETTY GOOD. Remember PRETTY GOOD, everybody? Movies that have some parts

Kick-Ass fucking rules. One of my favorite action movies of the last 5 years.

Yes it is. Letter grades are posited on the Entertainment Weekly scale, where a B-/C+ is the dividing line between a positive & negative review. It's not like a test, where a C means that 78% of the movie is enjoyable.

*rooster crows*

I don't know if there's ever been an ad campaign that has made me actively angrier than this one. Love or hate him, Steve Jobs was a towering figure in our culture, and frankly deserves a toweringly powerful actor to portray him in his first big biopic. Ashton Kutcher is so fucking wrong for this role that it makes my

You ever see Gummo? That's Carbondale. Perfectly.

Re: The Carbondale gag: it's not that it's far, it's that it's fucking Carbondale, the bleakest, suckiest cityy in PA.

I did mention that I love Breaking Bad too, right?!

The one in Scranton made the conversion to digital this year, and it's awesome.

Wow.

Roger fucking Sterling.

*does wicked skateboard trick in @disqus_5iPX2cyzfR:disqus's pool*

@avclub-9b972ab65a176d0a3aabf71ea0c01ffc:disqus the general public prefers 2 1/2 Men to either of these shows. FUCK the general public.

Oranges rolling on the street=Godfather reference?