It's cool. It happens. As soon as I hit submit, I felt like a douch for telling you to fuck off. I mean, it's just a movie. It's not like it's TV, which is life…

Judy Garland?
Really?

Shattered Glass
Comparing Sarsgaard's performance here to his performance in Shattered Glass is the first thing that's made me want to see this movie.

saw a preview
I got the feeling that somewhere in the editing process, a decision was made to focus on Del Toro, at the expense of Berry's character. An argument could be made that intense grief would have caused her erratic behavior, I suppose, but to me there was just something missing. And I don't think it's…

spoilers
Writing the words MAJOR SPOILER followed immediately by the spoiler has never been effective - especially in a fucking headline!!!. I averted my eyes as qucikly as possible, and yet Zack Handlen managed to destroy The Prestige for me.

Dear Cuba,
I see your Daddy Day Camp and I raise you one National Trasure 2.

Melinda and Melinda
was at least an interesting failure.

various ad
Roger won a collection of wigs in a couples figure skating compeition with Greg.

@ Outhouse-3, Jables and whoever else
I live in Chicago and grew up close to here and I've always considered Kansas to be the Heartland. And I can't think of a single time when I've ever heard a Midwesterner refer to it as The Heartland, outside of an ad sales meeting.

p!nk ph!losophy
!f God !s a DJ

Oh Thank God
The hateful comments have driven me away from commenting all together. Not that anyone else is all that interested in my trenchant insights and bons mots….

Myra Breckinridge and Trog
Wouldn't it be great if that was the name of its own "mismatched cops" movie?

awesome inventory
Everything on here I haven't seen just made my Must Watch list.

Moxie
There's nothing you can't do with it.

A Smurf Village made out of cereal?
Thanks God for Torrents, cause Rodolfo can't afford no cable.

Newsenschanz
I'm glad I'm not the only one who associates Mummenschanz with NewsRadio.

best line…
when the janitor suggested lupus. That was awesome.

I watched the preview on The Hater
All I kept thinking was Why would he steal their pants? And then I tried to picture said theft in my mind. Did he just sort of glower and say You can go, but leave the pants? Did Bluto remove their pants himself? Was he trying to rape them? Then I watched a porno with bascially…

oh, dear…
Please let this not be the same PJ Byrne I went to college with…

Best moment?
Capturing every single girl's completely spontaneous reaction via videophone to the news that she was chosen. What are the odds that they would all own the exact same make and model?