Johnny is my favorite housemate and his being a Navy Seal, sealed it.

Is the agent with the dreadlocks on vacation?

Crack Reporter: I learned all about my husband in that cabin.
Kindhearted Enforcer: I'm an enforcer. I make losers pay.
Crack Reporter: Peter never gambled. He emptied our accounts and defaulted on our mortgage. But he *never* gambled. Quit making wild shit up.