I somehow have managed to avoid the Red State mania!
"a major spectacle"
"riveted and enraged the press"
"playing the press like a virtuoso"
" getting plenty of free publicity"
" a cause celebre, a controversy magnet, and inevitably, a trending topic"

hmm
"the real disaster last weekend"

So you're suggesting they cast Christina Hendricks?

Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a philatelist? Now that, you should see.

Find me the oldest whore in America, or the richest drug mule in South Dakota!

You're mean.

Skin
The TV series that gave us Olivia Wilde, and, of course…

Im Registered is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

"Buddy Rich-style big band"?
Let's see how Conan does, up there, without all the assistance!

dammit
I was hoping we'd be getting Tim Burton's take on the work of Bil Keane.

A girl like EWE?

can't believe no one said it yet
Cool story, bro!

I assume
Angus Young to star?

Yeah, how do they work, anyway?

I'll let Zach off the hook
like my man Mr. Limpet.

NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!!

annnnnnnnnnnd…
… Del Toro quits as director.

My understanding is that the National Association of Real-TORs makes a big point of emphasizing real-TOR because they can trademark real-TOR, but cannot trademark REAL-ter, which is an everyday phrase.

Cloud City, no?

lawyering
Nguyen's lawyer responded that Seagal's "cheap shot threats that might have intimidated other victims and their lawyers don't phase me".