I need a hug too. I cried too. Really…

But, as my English teacher would have pointed out, at least not substantive (STEP-granddaughter).

And just because you can bake doesn't mean that when you do bake, you should make just one cupcake and eat it yourself.

Anyone?

Laugh-free fest
I, along with the rest of last night's audience, was pumped for some hardcore she-bachelor fun. And we all laughed for the first half hour or so until we realized we were trying too hard. Most of the film was met with silence from the packed theater.

Can we film it?

Land of the Lost was way funnier than this.

Actually actually, this movie does suck.