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@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus mentioned this earlier, but can NBC comedies not make rape jokes?  I mean I loved the episode but…seriously.

I KNEW YOU WERE A PRECOG!

No, I didn't.  Until they did the clips of the insane asylum.  Then I got distracted because "WE FOUND A SECRET TRAMPOLINE!"

Such is the plight of an unfunny American hockey fan.

What do you mean?  The Office is the greatest sitcom in American history, and it ended when Jim interrupted Pam's talking head to ask her on a date.

They're going to start airing a parody of "Between Two Ferns" 24/7.  "Between Two Benches," hosted by Pierre McGuire.  Barry Melrose will be his only guest.  It will pull a 2.1.

@avclub-f386ec0475db6270613db002e5168828:disqus Duncan's?  Maybe Annie's Boobs wanted some taco meat?

ALSO in that episode:

Give their recent arc I thought this little detail might be appropriate.  Look who's in the front row for Troy's star turn in "Fiddler, Please!":

As a fellow Breaking Bad fan, I personally want to know about anything that Giancarlo Esposito is involved in, so it makes sense.

With a season-long arc about the cross-town fast food rivalry between Mark Sandanawich and the Lo-Cal-Calzone-Zone!

This is great!  I can do something other than lurk, waiting for Community renewal news to drop (since obviously, it would drop here first).

I'm more or less drunk at this point, but dammit Rickles is the best.

Not on your life, my blasphemous friend!

I know it's based on a real story, but after hearing the plot of "Bernie" I can't help imagining that Jack Black just took the fake movie he shot for the Office and made it feature length.

I'm seeing it on Saturday with someone who insists on sitting in the back of the theater so she doesn't throw up at the 3-D/IMAX.  I can leave her in the car, right?  I'll crack a window.

*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*

Eh, they actually nominated Ryan Gosling for Drive.  That makes them at least as legitimate as the Oscars.

Looks like the Heavyweights quote section has been cancelled due to lack of hustle.  Deal with it.