I'd like to think that Simpsons episode was based on this.

"This Was Your Life!" (shown above) was fantastic. An angel shows a man his misdeeds upon death, among them the sin of peering around the corner at a woman. If Chick drew bulging eyes and tongue hanging from the side of his mouth, he'd be the Tex Avery wolf.

"The average American voter means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot!" -Roger Ailes

"I only take umbrage when it effects ME personally!!!"

Absentee and deadbeat are two different things.

While not a singer, apparently every time Kevin Bacon's at a wedding reception he tips the dj to NOT play "Footloose".

He's cleaning the grease traps that day.

How about brunch with Screech in a Wisconsin Stuckey's?

Because he transforms into a boombox, duh!

How about "Guy who's amazingly disappointed the setlist isn't favoring his favorite album from 15-20 years ago".

"The log is clearly smaller than last year. This is just typical of Obama and his lackeys in the liberal media…"

In '00 I was in a band with a guy who went to high school with Mest. As I heard it, they were Goldfinger superfans who pestered Feldmann into producing them. Patient Zero perhaps?

If only someone would photoshop a swim cap and nose clip onto that header pic.

"I TOLD the counselors to water down that Wyler's fruit punch, but they were too busy MAKING LOVE!!! I said that too much red dye #5 could turn my Jason into a murderous psychopath, but nobody listened!"

Remember the Stephen King X-Files episode with the evil doll that would make people commit suicide? I'll be damned if it doesn't feel like a retrofitted Friday the 13th The Series script.

What we got here is failure to communicate. Some narratives you just can't reach. So you get what's in this documentary, which is the way the director wants it…well, he gets it. McCown doesn't like it any more than you men.

It's farm to table hate.

Well, blonde wig & blue contacts. Might turn out ok for all involved.

I always knew you were Art Bell!

"Runners of the Fifth Base" are the big bads in Kingsmen 3.