Also the tattoos of Betty on his right palm and Veronica on his left. When asked he says "I'm ambidextrous." with an exaggerated wink.

I was just going to say, "And the reviewer grew up to be Ryan Schreiber."

Incredibles 2: Frozone's Gulch

Is he still in prison? I honestly don't keep tabs on his hijinks.

"Final Season" = "Last Tour Ever"

Could have been worse, my high school class had a guy named Muhammad Muhammad. This earned him the nickname "Muhammad Squared". He's probably in ISIS now.

True, It'll just miss the whole "Well, we were trying to learn this in the van on our way here…"

Do they get some kind of first pick carte blanche?

Take a Sharpie and draw a unibrow on the header pic. See?

That "Z Channel- A Magnificent Obsession" documentary was fascinating.

Then you proceeded to insert your tablet into the throbbing orifice in your stomach.

I know I've mentioned it before, but the book "Outrageous Conduct" by Stephen Farber and Marc Green is a terrific read if you're interested in the accident and trial.

Knowing how the Hendrix family operates, there will probably be a scene where someone passes a joint to Jimi and he just waves and says, "Nah man, I don't need that stuff to fly." He then begins playing the riff from All Along the Watchtower (while a montage of Vietnam stock footage begins).

You ever hear of a ritual killing?

I'd imagine brain would be spelled "BRANE".

"I don't wanna HEAR it, Cassidy!" Chugs bottle of Maalox.

Have they staged any McGraw album burnings yet?

On a crowd sourced budget!?! Try David Faustino.

Hey, stop wasting Faygo. There's poor kids in Haiti who'd be happy to have it.

I even spray 3am on my nice doggie.