So then the staff dormitories would be a bento box?

When are we going to get to the dinosaur factory?

Well she's no Carmen Espresso…

At least they'll have some entertainment for the ride to the camp. The train cars DO have dvd players, right?

"Even I have my limits." - Girl #2, Star of Two Girls :One Cup

The edges can be sharpened into nice throwing weapons.

Thank you, I also thought Presto Magix.

I agree x9.

Well hold on to your socks cuz Tammy's just getting warmed up!

Don't click ^this^ link either. It's a gif of Tammy grinding on the windshield of her new Lotus Elan.

AGAIN with the Lotus Elan. I'm starting to think she just makes these posts to brag about her snazzy new car.

Well that explains why Oscar Isaac's wearing a bra on his head when he appears on screen.

"His eyes! What have you done to his eyes!?!"

Finally a casting director can say "Mr. Feldman" without adding "Stop calling me, and how did you get my personal number?"

Vincent D'Onofrio embiggens his head tilts by 35%.

NO!!!

I have a friend who was DEVASTATED when Dream Theater booted Portnoy. It was like a death in his family.

I love how that pizza girl says "we don't discriminate on people, we just won't serve you if we don't approve of you", that's the DEFINITION of discrimination you fucking rube!

That also happens when you get older.

They can't afford posts, so Andy will be holding the sign in the opening credits.