I wanted to like Burke & Hare so much, but…

Technically, didn't the Dust Bros gank the tracks?

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-REELCOWBOYSFAN93

Actually, she never existed. Don Bluth made "The Land Before Time" to test our faith.

When he pauses for a sip of coffee, tell him he owes me $5.

The beret is sensible in comparison to those puffy overalls. (shudder)

His sex tape with Adrian Brody was what did him in.

Isn't that known as "Munningitis"?

He'll make a fantastic Nora in the prison repertory production of "A Doll's House".

I'm more looking forward to the Fox News shitstorm when some of the more outrageous theological plot points kick in.

He attempts suicide after failing an audition for The Voice.

Then Tebow fails even worse than Chuck, his acolytes accuse Lucy of being an atheist who only pulled the ball away because she hates Tim for loving Christ.

Sorry to hear, AJ. I've had a couple cats during childhood who lived a good 18 years. It was rough when they went, realizing that I literally grew up with them.

"Kinky Sue" is the porn version of "Curley Sue", right?

Big vhs era urban legend. I'm comforted to hear I wasn't the only one to rent this solely to see the kid's ghost.

Haven't seen Odd Couple, but she looked terrific in her bit part. Paleo?

A show where everyone has Garbage Pail Kid names? Count me in!

Their vaginas will be replaced with walkie-talkies.

That's like the opening scene of "Christmas Vacation" where the Griswolds are driving through the majestic Illinois mountains.

Kinda like how as a senator he "didn't do anything" and was therefore unqualified to be president. But now all if Illinois' problems are a direct result of his time as a senator.