I could swear I read an interview where Zelda Rubinstein flat out said that Spielberg directed the actors. It's been a while, maybe I'm misremembering.

It makes me nostalgic for things that have yet to happen.

Hint: His asshole never requires bleaching.

At least she won't be the only Williams to receive a tongue lashing on television.

Firewater's fantastic. I actually first heard them opening for the Jesus Lizard way back whenever. They were touring for "Get Off the Cross…".

I'd love to see him and Mickey Jones together again in something, even as a bit part.

That will be Friday's outrage. Megyn Kelly's working up her "God is White! Period." monologue.

One of my favorite bumper stickers, "I Love Jesus, But I Hate His Fan Club".

Trip Mabrey: Unfunny Christian Comedian is a Weekend Update character, right?

Ah, Kevin. Didn't Primus write a song about him?

That poor you. The WHOLE thing? If you need someone to talk to or just a quiet place to sit and collect yourself, I'm here.

"I found this surprisingly easy to masturbate to."
-Steve Doocy

Even they couldn't stop the flow of negativity.

Huh?

You must be new here. Wasn't trying to be a dick, just baffled by your fixation on whether or not D'angelo wears the shirt. He signs their checks so if he wants them in grass skirts and coconut brassieres than that's what they wear.

Yes, I'm for "your" parade. The sarcasm in my post should have been eye rollingly obvious.

Tell it like it is! And while we're at it…where's my Hetero-Pride Parade, HUH?!?!

The frozen ghost of Carbone.

Did he ever "sing"? It was more like the mewling of a freshly castrated cat.

This is par for course wherever food trucks are introduced. Locally there were owners of high end steakhouses who were trying to convince city hall that a taco truck parked 3 blocks away would result in their esteemed establishments filing for bankruptcy within the fiscal quarter.