Yea, I'm stunned. This has been up for 12 hours now. A record?

You know, cuz "The Liberals" and shit.

Hitler + Goatee - Eyebrows = Wooly Willy Hitler

I smelt a pun thread from a mile away.

Or "Polls show…"

"No reason", huh? Charitable.

Wait, you mean the anthropomorphic jalapeno isn't an honest representation of the latino community?

"Didja see this? Don't EVEN get me started!" *tugs on suspenders*

Sounds like something one of Jeff Dunham's dolls would say.

Axe Swoop Goop?

But you weren't troubled until she repeatedly punched herself in the eye till her pupil was permanently dilated.

He's done giving us moochers free laughs. He's a maker, we are takers.

My Dad bought 5 or 6 copies of the first dvd because someone on Fox (Beck?) said it would strike a fatal blow to liberal Hollywood. He gave them out as x-mas gifts that year, I gave mine to the local Goodwill. To this day his copy sits on the shelf unopened.

Cameron Diaz.

Hey, I saw that abortion mall with my own eyes! On my facebook page.

Now if it was a hippo with body image issues…..

Hey now, Jaden and Willow are already attached to "Parents Just Don't Understand" the gritty, Oscarbait biopic of DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince.

They're giving it away for free. Read into that as you will.

This and that fake Nine Inch Nails song are just wonderful.

Fucking truckers. Last summer I was driving on I-80 and a semi was weaving in the center lane, when I got around him I could see him talking on a cel phone. Unbelievable.