It's a new law here in Illinois. You see, one of the state reps has a brother in law who sells tubs, so….

Years from now will there be the "Skrillex Lazer Lightshow Experience" playing community colleges? That's the only logical outcome of all this.

My favorite bumper sticker is, "Creationism in Public Schools? Teach evolution in Parochial Schools." I have little doubt that car was keyed at some point.

Did they at least offer free enrollment in their Air Rewards program?

Are you putting this in the same company as Boodock Saints? A little harsh.

There's a Slip 'N Slide involved, but that isn't water on it.

Prepare yourself for a subpoena from Franco's lawyer in the Riff Raff lawsuit.
"Yer honor, as our witness will attest, Mr. Franco wasn't modeling his performance on the plaintiff. He was clearly ripping off one Gary Oldman. I rest my case."

So who wants to start a pool on which Fox Newsbot will be the first to express their abject outrage about this?

The cans were lined with copper? Hmmm, this might have legs on Reddit.

Quaker Oh's have the same fiberglass-esque mouth shreading abilities.

I remember drinking Ecto Cooler from the large cans. Had a juicebox of it at a friends house, didn't taste the same. The metal might have been a vital flavor component for me.

The 33 1/3 book on Donuts comes out on 4/24. I'm very curious as the series is quite hit or miss.

If Family Guy's uncancelation gave us American Dad, I'm fine with that.

Fudge in the streets in the town of Chicago….
Fudge in the streets it's up to my knees….

The only album in history that opens with the line, "Hi my name's Gary". For some reason that always puts a smile on my face.

Irish need not comment.

It's a miscavige of justice.

"Oh Lord Phil Collins, take me home."

Pontius Says Relax.

The I-55 Corridor is sketchy on a whole. I say that as a former resident of the area.